Someone’s Nicked My Knickers
by Gez Walsh
ISBN 1 872438 38 5 A5 (1999) 80pp, illustrated by the author, £4.50
Wacky performance poet Gez Walsh has done it again. But, fortunately, no one was watching him at the time... Meanwhile, he’s written this book. Oh, and it’s full of poems and stuff, as per usual. Following on from the phenomenal success of THE SPOT ON MY BUM and THE RETURN OF THE SPOT (£4.50 each) here is yet another collection of horrible poems for yet more horrible children.
Those who know Gez and his work won’t need any introduction to his verses. The subject matter has usually been suggested to Gez by kids up and down the country at the many schools he’s visited. Or, even worse, he might have thought it up himself! You might remember him being at a school near you: he was the tall gangly one who got the teachers up dancing then recited a poem about farts.
So, what’s this book all about? Well, within these hallowed pages you will find old age travellers, Ninja grannies, a lion called Dave, and a cat called Henry, Victor the Viking and Cilla the Gorilla. Not to mention the usual scoops of poop and weighty speculations on whether teachers are aliens. If you are one of Gez’s many fans, you’ve probably given up reading this drivel by now and are already flicking through the poems. Now you’re laughing and the shop assistant’s giving you a funny look: go and give her £4.50 and you get to keep the book, for ever if you want. Sounds like a good deal to me. If you’re not a Gez Walsh fan yet, where have you been?
To Book Gez for an appearance at your school, festival, or other event, phone 01484 663790
Now read about Gez's other books:
The Man in The Skirt (the sword and sorcery forerunner to Banshee Moon)
The Keeper (the third and concluding part of the Celtic Chronicles series)
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